I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I need water and some morals
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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