Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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