Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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