you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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