that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
His nipple licking is glorious
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