Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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