Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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