RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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