Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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