dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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