how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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