The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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