But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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