Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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