Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
