i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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