He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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