Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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