Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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