physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
