am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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