none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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