Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
