So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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