Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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