and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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