I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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