If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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