Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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