Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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