You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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