yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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