Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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