I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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