Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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