It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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