We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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