Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
