Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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