My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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