garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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