Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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