How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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