so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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