She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it glows. i had to have it.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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