my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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