It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
