i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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