turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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