i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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