Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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