I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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