She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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